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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Then came..
Still no good.
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Still no good
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Catatonics & High Colonics
What is the best SPF 60 Sunscreen for oily skin?
Everyone loved it.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
This harmless drink accelerates aging in a dangerous way, according to science - Glass Almanac
Analysis & Anal Cysts
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
share office space ...
So, the docs changed it to read
Loons and Moons
Nuts and Butts
Hysterias & Posteriors
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Nick Jonas Set As KISS Singer Paul Stanley In STX Movie ‘Shout It Out Loud’ - Deadline
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
They put up a sign reading
Just Forget it!
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Freaks and Cheeks
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No, not a chance
Thumbs down again.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Gaza-bound aid boat with Greta Thunberg on board arrives in Israel after its seizure - PBS
Unacceptable again!
So they tried
Minds and Behinds
"Oh, Mary!" star Cole Escola manifested their Tony win the old-fashioned way - Salon.com
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Next, they tried...
How humpback whales are playfully communicating with humans, according to scientists - ABC News
No go.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No way