What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 01.07.2025 16:21

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Then came..

Still no good.

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Still no good

Catatonics & High Colonics

What is the best SPF 60 Sunscreen for oily skin?

Everyone loved it.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

share office space ...

Why doesn't California have the tools, people, means to put out these fires even though they know there will be fires every year?

So, the docs changed it to read

Loons and Moons

Nuts and Butts

Why is North Korea a jail?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

They put up a sign reading

Just Forget it!

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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Freaks and Cheeks

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

How does the media determine which statements made by President Trump to fact-check and which ones to not fact-check?

No, not a chance

Thumbs down again.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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Unacceptable again!

So they tried

Minds and Behinds

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Another attempt resulted in ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Next, they tried...

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No go.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

No way

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